Approximately one week ago I got a box with a rubber band gun in it. About six days ago from that point I ordered it online. Our parents do this system where we pay a dollar for each week ahead to get our allowances early. We call it credit. I mean, it's a good name, why not? And I had to take credit to pay for the rubber band gun.
Now it's my favorite weapon, next to my Swiss Army knife. My rubber band gun fits 12 rubber bands and it fits perfectly in my pocket. Oh, and by the way, BANG!
(exactly as dictated by Sam)