I'm just saying that I think I deserve some kind of mommy street-cred for successfully re-inserting Sasha's left earring
...exactly one week after piercing
...by the light of a headlamp
...while she was sleeping (because even the mention of putting it back in while awake threw her into shrieks of, "I fine, I fine, I no need eawing!")
...because, and I quote, "It fell out when I kicked her in the head" (Ben)
Truthfully, I have no idea what really happened or how the earring came out because I can't imagine that (or even how) Ben would have kicked Sasha's head, but now it's time for a glass of wine and a quick prayer that this evening quickly fades into distant memory.