(As Sam picks out the big clippers to trim his nails and Mom feels the needless responsibility to overbearingly state the obvious)
Mom: Careful with those clippers - they're the big ones so just make sure you don't pinch your toes
Sam: Don't worry, Mom, "safety" is my last name
Mom: No, that's "Morningstar"
Sam: Ok, it's my middle name
Mom: Nope, that's "Isaac"
Sam: Ok, "safety" is my figurative name
Got me there!