(As Sam picks out the big clippers to trim his nails and Mom feels the needless responsibility to overbearingly state the obvious)
Mom: Careful with those clippers - they're the big ones so just make sure you don't pinch your toes
Sam: Don't worry, Mom, "safety" is my last name
Mom: No, that's "Morningstar"
Sam: Ok, it's my middle name
Mom: Nope, that's "Isaac"
Sam: Ok, "safety" is my figurative name
Got me there!
2 comments:
How old is he?
What a hoot.
PS Hope you are all sleeping AT NIGHT.
Clever little guy.
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