Morningstar tomato lovers unite - the first harvest of the season is in! Sasha, WanYing, and Daddy are in for a few happy happy weeks of BLTs and eating tomatoes straight off of the vine. Sam, Ben, and I will just gag quietly to ourselves.
"Now then, there are some things I don't like the looks of, even though I know what they are. Sliced tomatoes. I just don't care for the way they look. Looks like a little pink bicycle tire, you know? Well, I don't eat bicycle tires. Why should I eat a little pink one? The real trouble with tomatoes- sliced tomatoes, especially- is that they don't look like they're finished developing yet. You know, looks like they're still in the larva stage. There's thousands of seeds in there and a whole bunch of jelly-looking stuff, man! It's like that stuff at the end an egg. "Uuuuuuh! Ugh! Get it off my plate! Ugggggh! It's slimy, ugh!" And I know it's not the end of an egg; it's the beginning of a chicken! Hen ***! AAAAAAHHH! Oh, I'm fun in the coffee shop." -- George Carlin, Fussy Eater
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Looks like they're a big hit with Sasha!
Ruby
"Now then, there are some things I don't like the looks of, even though I know what they are. Sliced tomatoes. I just don't care for the way they look. Looks like a little pink bicycle tire, you know? Well, I don't eat bicycle tires. Why should I eat a little pink one? The real trouble with tomatoes- sliced tomatoes, especially- is that they don't look like they're finished developing yet. You know, looks like they're still in the larva stage. There's thousands of seeds in there and a whole bunch of jelly-looking stuff, man! It's like that stuff at the end an egg. "Uuuuuuh! Ugh! Get it off my plate! Ugggggh! It's slimy, ugh!" And I know it's not the end of an egg; it's the beginning of a chicken! Hen ***! AAAAAAHHH! Oh, I'm fun in the coffee shop." -- George Carlin, Fussy Eater
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