This blog has gotten a little too pink and frilly lately and this is my attempt to let the pendulum swing back the other way. It’d be best for this blog post if you picture a booming and assaulting voice screaming the words to you. Just trust me here.
WHEN A NERF N-STRIKE LONGSHOT CS-6 SNIPER RIFLE WAS PURCHASED FOR BENJAMIN, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD KEEP THE EQUALITY OF POWER IN THE MORNINGSTAR BATTLEFIELDS WAS AN ESCALATION OF ARMAMENTS IN FAVOR OF HIS FATHER. WITH BENJAMIN’S NEW ABILITY TO SHOOT FOAM PROJECTILES A DISTANCE OF 35 FEET, HIS FATHER RESPONDED BY OBTAINING A VULCAN EBF-25 BLASTER ALLOWING HIM TO LAY DOWN A SUPRESSING FIRE AT 3 SHOTS PER SECOND. WITH THE SUPERIOR FIREPOWER THAT HIS FATHER NOW POSSESES, BENJAMIN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE LIMITLESS POWER OF HIS FATHER’S AWESOMENESS.
And a big thank you to Donna and Poppoppop whose birthday card enclosures allowed the purchasing of a Nerf weapon of superior quality. I now know what it feels like to be a bullying superpower.
5 comments:
So how many kids are there at the Utah Morningstar's home? More importantly is Steve really the biggest kid in the house.
Way to go Steve never loose the fun of childhood! It is alot more fun to grow up with your children for both you and them! What a great dad.
Does the Pac Man shirt take away anything from the machismo of the shot?
You crack me up. Perhaps is the shirt were Ms. Pacman. Please email me your email info so I can add you to my blog invites. We're heavy into the planning, and will go private soon.
Hi, just found your blog and saw that you've put a link to mine on your page. Thanks!
We're WPA as well, and now that we're home with young Vic (from Karaganda), I find myself still addicted to blogs of traveling families.
I'll be sure to check in frequently. BTW, love, love your girlie room! We have two boys ourselves, and now a baby daughter. I wasn't sure what to do with a girl at first, but this is turning out to be a blast!
Take care!!
Laura
www.kickpaddlebreathe.com
Thanks for the stage directions! It DID make reading the post more enjoyable!
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