Tuesday, December 2, 2008
GUNS! Well nerf guns...
This blog has gotten a little too pink and frilly lately and this is my attempt to let the pendulum swing back the other way. It’d be best for this blog post if you picture a booming and assaulting voice screaming the words to you. Just trust me here.
WHEN A NERF N-STRIKE LONGSHOT CS-6 SNIPER RIFLE WAS PURCHASED FOR BENJAMIN, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD KEEP THE EQUALITY OF POWER IN THE MORNINGSTAR BATTLEFIELDS WAS AN ESCALATION OF ARMAMENTS IN FAVOR OF HIS FATHER. WITH BENJAMIN’S NEW ABILITY TO SHOOT FOAM PROJECTILES A DISTANCE OF 35 FEET, HIS FATHER RESPONDED BY OBTAINING A VULCAN EBF-25 BLASTER ALLOWING HIM TO LAY DOWN A SUPRESSING FIRE AT 3 SHOTS PER SECOND. WITH THE SUPERIOR FIREPOWER THAT HIS FATHER NOW POSSESES, BENJAMIN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE LIMITLESS POWER OF HIS FATHER’S AWESOMENESS.
And a big thank you to Donna and Poppoppop whose birthday card enclosures allowed the purchasing of a Nerf weapon of superior quality. I now know what it feels like to be a bullying superpower.
Posted by Steve Amstar