The ultimate quest for the worst pizza experience in Utah Valley
So, last week we ordered ourselves some Domino’s and are happy to report that Domino’s still ranks among the worst pizza money can buy.
Price for a large cheese
$12.99 ($7.99 with online coupon)
Best selection in the house! Oh, wait, we were in our house. Free refills! Kinda.
Dad: Is the sauce robust like the box says?
Ben: I can’t even taste the sauce.
Dad: I guess not.
Ben: The flavor is good but the texture is weird.
WanYing: I don’t even know what that word means! Texture?
And that was the whole point. There was no texture. Eww.
As a reminder, here's our rating system:
0 slices - I would not eat this at any price
1 slices - It’s not good but at least its pizza
2 slices - I would consider coming back if every other pizza place was closed
3 slices - Cheap enough and edible enough for my kid’s birthday party
4 slices - I’ll come back, but Dad is buying
5 slices - Somewhere between 4 and 6
6 slices - Stuffing some in my pockets to eat later