You know what looks just like vanilla ice cream when frozen? Mayonaise!
Score one for Daddy - seeing the kiddos' precious faces when they bit into their first big bite of frozen mayo was amazing.
Don't worry, we made it up to them by going to Cold Stone, where half of them ate cotton candy ice cream. Seriously, cotton candy ice cream?!? It's hard to feel bad about feeding them frozen mayonnaise when they willingly choose (and have us pay for) mouth-stainingly electric blue ice cream.