Mom: [hears caterwauling in the kitchen and comes down to investigate] What's going on, Buddy?
Ben: [with righteous indignation] It's Dad. He says I have to stick with chocolate milk and I can't have syrup milk.
Mom: Can I take a picture of you holding the syrup for the blog?
Ben: If I can have some syrup milk!
Mom: Deal, but only a little one.
Ben makes syrup milk. Mom struggles to keep her cookies down.
Mom: How is it?
Ben: Not bad. [takes a few more sips] But now it's tasting kinda buttery.
Mom throws up a little in her mouth.
The final review? Ben does not recommend syrup milk made with butter flavored syrup.