Sasha: Should I put my bowl in the sink or the dishwasher?
Dad: Wait. Let me get my camera out. Ok, ask me one more time.
Sasha: Is the dishwasher clean or dirty?
You know you have effectively instilled the fear of God into your children about putting dirty dishes into a clean dishwasher when they are paranoid about putting their breakfast dishes into a completely empty dishwasher.